The Silly Haiku Thread!

by **cacodaemonia** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:40 am

My knees hurt today
And they sound like rice crispies
Step, "snap, crackle, pop"

by **Spenny** on Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:11 pm

Negativity,
Please go away, you assface!
No more gossip, K?

by **Allan-p** on Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:58 am

I do not get this
What is the meaning of this?
Ah, forget it all.

I sit pondering
In this cold winter's breath
Where is my blanket?

by **Spenny** on Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:38 pm

Your blanket is mine
I took it while you pottied
should have guarded it!

by **cacodaemonia** on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:52 pm

What did you say Spen?
Dey be stealin' meh blankets!
Walrus is cold now.

by **Spenny** on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:30 pm

Forget the walrus,
For tonight we dine in hell!
He missed the memo.

by **Allan-p** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:47 pm

I must not quiver
For my graduation nears
The jury scares me

by **Spenny** on Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:05 pm

the jury's not safe
They're only human, right?
like grass in the wind

by **Vectortrance** on Sat May 01, 2010 8:32 pm

I feel skronking lame
and dont know exactly why
but it really sucks

by **Spenny** on Sun May 02, 2010 11:14 am

If your skronking's lame,
you should seek a doctor, yo.
That poo poo should be hot.